humor, motherhood, parenting

This here life

Bobina: So you only have one child?
Me: I have two, my other son is at home.
Bobina: Oh! Nice! How old is he?
Me: He’s two months old.
Bobina: Oh wow! You look good then, for having just had a baby!

Quick rule of thumb, when uttering the phrase: you look good, just add a period and stop. For the love of all that is holy and conducive to a post-partum mother wearing yoga pants religiously like it was declared the national uniform, the first three words? Are all she needs to hear.

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