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Filed under: conversations you don’t want to hear. Ever.

Checking my e-mail in the family room, I heard my toddler having this one-sided conversation in the kitchen:

Hi mousie! I see you! 
 Mousie? 
Where you go? 
Mousie? 
Where are youuuu? 
Uh oh.
 One.
Two.
Three.
MOUSIES!!!!

As it turned out he was reading a book. Featuring mice. And while I’m quite relieved it was as simple as this, that walk to the kitchen? Longest. Five. Seconds. Ever.

7 thoughts on “Filed under: conversations you don’t want to hear. Ever.”

  1. LOL 🙂 Glad for you it was only a story.
    I came down to the laundry room last week and there was a what looked like ball of lint on the floor. I almost picked it up with bare hands … at the last moment, I realized that it was a small dead mouse, covered in lint. I was out of the room VERY quickly. We discovered two more “friends”, got the lint trap exhaust fixed and hopefully won't get any more visitors ….

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  2. Glad you all enjoyed the exchange 🙂

    And Anon——— oh my gosh. I just read that and want to squeel and get on top of a chair. I can't imagine how traumatic that must have been!!!! 😦

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