You glance out the window, see your new front-door neighbor perched on a ladder installing something above his door and your first instinct is oh dear God he’s installing a camera. He’s a drug kingpin. But we live here because of low crime! Ah, but wouldn’t that be the perfect place to work from? Where they’d never suspect you’d be?! Sigh. The DEA will be swarming this place in weeks.
When in actuality he’s putting up Christmas lights. Yep- oh well.