humor, life lesson

A day in the life of Aisha..

Me: Hello. Can I talk to Billy?
X: Billy isn’t here. This is his mother. Can I help you?
Me: Well I was calling about his lawn service.
X: Billy’s lawn service?
Me: We’ve been playing phone tag but I can leave my number.
X: Silence.
Me: Um, hello?
X: Billy is 10.
Me: 10!?!
X: How did you get his number?
Me: He put an ad on Craigs List. He said he’s been in the lawn care business for 7 years.. but he’s 10 so…
X: Unbelievable. This is his father’s fault you know, we’ve been going through some rough times lately and well…unbelievable.
Me: 10… he sounded older….
X: Unbelievable. His dad is going to hear it!
Me: Weird! This is XXX-XXXX right?
X: silence. No.
Me: Oh, whoops, sorry this is the wrong number. ha ha ha!
X: Silence. Click.

17 thoughts on “A day in the life of Aisha..”

  1. WHOOPS!hahahahaha oh goodness, that was hilarious, dude!Poor Billy, he was all set to <>get it<> from the ummy. <>Billy’s lawn service?!<> bwahahahacan’t stop laughing. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  2. Tee, yes the strangeness continues, lol ๐Ÿ™‚Yasmine, what were the odds that this person would also have a Billy in residence, lol…Aishah, I think we were both confused ๐Ÿ™‚Muslim Wife, Pixie, thank you ๐Ÿ™‚ lol…. I had to share…. it was too funny to pass up.

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