humor, law

Guilty confession of the day

Me: The Publix glass cleaner was made weird and sliced my finger so I told the manager to reconsider that product beacuse its a products liability case waiting to happen and when he looked at me funny I laughed and said sorry but its a typical tort essay and he looked at me even funnier so I told him that a torts essay is an exam you take in law school and he asked me if I was a lawyer, and I said yes, and he got really freaked out… he offered me ice cream and a box of tofu… jeez.
Kashif: And you got a kick out of that didn’t you?
Me: a little

8 thoughts on “Guilty confession of the day”

  1. Dude, that totally made me laugh 😀 but I hope your finger is doing alright, because sliced fingers sound hella painful. PS: Ice cream! Vat a essmahrt von. I bet ice cream would help. Someday, we must eat some together.

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