As Dave Barry says “I’m not making this up folks” this really is “Southern Suzy” from my constitutional law class… just add the drawl. Could be just me but I find her outrageously and very sadly funny…. Decide for yourself what you think of it..
Professor: I’m laying my bias on the table for you regarding the current administration…
Southern Suzy: (interrupting) I like Bush. I think he’s cute.
Professor: Should the executive branch have the control granted by the 2001 Joint Resolution?
Southern Suzy: The president can go to any country and kick their butts.
Professor: So you believe that majority power should rest with the executive branch?
Southern Suzy: I don’t know about none of that but I know we’re the greatest nation on earth, so if we wanna kick some butt we do what we want.
Professor: Do non US citizens have the right to habeus corpus (freedom to trial)
Southern Suzy: No! We really oughtta just go there and shoot ’em all dead.
Professor: (looking quite preturbed): So you think we should just kill anyone we suspect before we determine their guilt?
Southern Suzy: Darn right! Round em up and kill em all!
I’m apalled not because her views differ from mine because we all have different views and I have friends with conservative view points, but what appalls me is that when the professor is asking very genuinely complex issues that should be intelligently talked out she resorts to: Shoot em all! Bush is such a cutie!